Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good by Smith Kevin

Author:Smith, Kevin [Smith, Kevin]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9781101554241
Publisher: Penguin Group
Published: 2012-03-19T16:00:00+00:00

I responded, all in tweets, 140 characters at a clip . . .

Sir sometimes, it’s important to turn off the chatter. Film fandom’s become a nasty bloodsport where cartoonishly rooting for failure gets the hit count up on the ol’ brand-new blog. And if a schmuck like me pays you some attention, score! MORE EYES, MEANS MORE ADVERT $.

But when you pull your eye away from the microscope, you can see that shit you’re studying so closely is, in reality, tiny as fuck.

You wanna enjoy movies again? Stop reading about them & just go to the movies. It’s improved film/movie appreciation immensely for me.

Seriously: so many critics lined-up to pull a sad and embarrassing train on COP OUT like it was Jennifer Jason Leigh in LAST EXIT TO BROOKLYN.

Watching them beat the shit out of it was sad. Like, it’s called COP OUT; that sound like a very ambitious title to you? You REALLY wanna shit in the mouth of a flick that so OBVIOUSLY strived for nothing more than laughs? Was it called SCHINDLER’S COP OUT? Writing a nasty review for COP OUT is akin to bullying a retarded kid who was getting a couple chuckles from the normies by singing AFTERNOON DELIGHT.

It was just ridiculous to watch. That was it for me. Realized whole system’s upside down: so we let a bunch of people see it for free and they shit all over it? Meanwhile, people who’d REALLY like to see the flick for free are made to pay? Bullshit: from now on, any flick I’m ever involved with, I conduct critics screenings thusly: you wanna see it early to review it? Fine: pay like you would if you saw it next week.

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